True Story

There's a naughty store called, well, see the picture below.  The other day I was walking past it behind a couple with very grayed hair and I heard this conversation:

Man, "what are those?"
Woman, "underwear, honey."
Man, "can't be.  That doesn't look like underwear,"
Woman, "it is."
Man, "but how would you wear that under clothes?"

True story.  Conversation overheard.