Today I dropped a fun-sized bag of M&Ms in the toilet.
My heart dropped and, without thinking, I reflexively retrieved it. (Thank goodness for my over-developed "fight" (vs. "flight") response.)
Do you know how hard it is to find M&Ms in Africa? So hard that I PUT MY HAND IN A TOILET.
I shook it off, ripped open the bag, assessed M&Ms for dryness, and ate them all shot glass style.
Don't judge. It was the right thing to do.
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