After like a minute of scintillating video, you'll find me harassing and then fending off the attack of
a provoked crab. Essentially, it's willingness to wave its little claws at me is like me trying
to fight off the Empire State Building-sized monster. How great is that?
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Maybe this is the inspiration for a children's book "the brave little crab".
Frankly, I'm on the side of the crab. You threw sticks at him for a whole minute...
he had it coming with his little claws and beady eyes...
In another (better) life the crab will pull your legs off, dip them in butter and eat them.
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