Yesterday I sat next to a family with a couple of little kids in church. They were packing a veritable household worth of “stuffs”:
– Goldfish? Yes!
– Book of Mormon Adventure Activity Book? Yes!
– Toy car? Yes! bu
– Sippy cups? Yes!
– 10 toy cars? Yes and Yes!
– Small Army play action guy? Yes!
– Crayons? Yes!
– Disney Princess coloring book? Again, yes!
Within minutes, their little boy, maybe 18 months, had made himself at home in my spac:
– Car driving on my leg? Yes!
– Squeezed between me and the chair in front and Army man marched across said chair in front? Yes!
– Attempting to rifle my purse? Yes!
– Making an end run on my phone? Yes!
– Big green booger almost wiped on my skirt? Yes!
– Red crayon colored on my skirt? Yes!
All and all, hands down one of the more amusing sacraments in awhile.

3 comments:
Thats why people like us like people like you. They help keep the kiddies entertained and as a mom that made 3 trips out today with 3 different kids that's a big deal.
Were you sitting next to Ben and I perhaps? That's our life every week with little Reagan. I'm sure all our sacrament neighbors just love us...
What were you thinking? You didn't wear your vinyl apron? You know, the one with the pockets for crayons and small toys. You would become the favorite Sacrament meeting diversion. Everyone would vie for the opportunity to sit by you.
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