What Russians Do In Parks

First you pour something 'special' into your Coke bottle from a metal flask which you then pour

into a shot glass.  Which you, of course, had in your man-purse:

Then the 'special' drink is passed up and down the group:

Then you take your shoes off and wipe your body down with a baby wipe:

Then you take a smoke break.  All that drinking and park-bathing is really tiring:

Then you put your shoes back on with shoe horns (what else?) which you also have in

your man-purse:

Then you do everyone's hair:

And then everyone finishes up with a last drink: