While passing through security in Reagan Airport I was selected for additional security. I stepped aside and waited for TSA's finest to pat me down. She approached and said, "sorry m'am but I'll have to search your sweater collar."
She then fluffed my collar. Yes, fluffed my collar. And then sent me on my way. Which makes sense because everyone knows cowl neck sweaters are cutting edge terrorist technologies.
3 comments:
I'd have definitely stopped you. You looks dangerous. Very very dangerous.
With a sweater like that, you'd better believe that your additional screening was anything but random.
You crack me up! Love your sense of humor and you get more beautiful every year!
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