Emily Margaret

Emily came to town! Anna and I did our level best to run. her. into. the. ground. with. outrageous adventures that included a visit to The Shore.

At The Short we stayed in a lovely bed and breakfast where we learned that sometimes an inclination can sometimes turn into an unhealthy obsession.

Exhibit A and, well, B and C and D and so on and so on:

I mean - imagine 1000s and 1000s and 1000s of duck eyes staring at you as you slept.  I know, it's unimaginable.

Also unimaginable is paying money to eat breakfast, not liking the breakfast, but feeling obligated to eat the breakfast because the slightly odd (reference Exhibits above) caretaker woman lady watches while you eat and looks concerned-slash-hurt when you don't clear your plate.

So, you are forced to move your food to other people's plates-slash-a napkin which you then take to the car and throw away at a gas station.

Also a little scary was this pillow:

Stressful and unimaginable indeed.