You read my blog.
Who are you? And can you help me?
I want to work at Google.
I want to work at Google.
I promise to "don't be evil".
I will EVEN start using my gmail address and
forever and ever never ever use my yahoo email account again.
I've applied, I'm networking, I'm doing everything I can...
and have been for a little while now.
If you can help me in the door, I promise I won't embarrass you and I'll do the rest.
Email me at blograchelblog@yahoo.com (again, I'll change it to gmail...)!
and have been for a little while now.
If you can help me in the door, I promise I won't embarrass you and I'll do the rest.
Email me at blograchelblog@yahoo.com (again, I'll change it to gmail...)!
Oh, and I am willing to do Larry and Sergey's laundry.
4 comments:
Dear Google Friend:
Rachel is brilliant, and works harder than anyone else I know. She is so un-evil that she sent me beautiful scarves from exotic lands when I had no hair. Hiring her would give Google a sheen of extra goodness and would cause the Chinese government to open its doors to freedom and then give you all the credit.
Testimonially Yours,
SwindleFun
I heard they have on-site laundry facilities. So that'll make doing laundry easy.
That does sound like the job made for you!
Start by doing your own laundry. Baby steps.
Dear Google Friend:
Rachel is not sympathetic dogs, people who scratch her floor, or pigeons.
Sincerely:
David Kearl
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