Sunday, October 30, 2011

Packing Tips

Gather up loose plastic.

Find yourself some newspaper.

Find yourself a roll of duct tape.

Wrap your crazy big rug in the paper.  More paper.  And even more.  Then the plastic.  And more plastic.  And then some more.  Then the tape that bastard using a OCD weave pattern till it can't see straight.

Then walk into the airport like you own it and never ever lose eye contact with the check-in lady when you tell her you have one piece to check.




1 comment:

jencalebh said...

Can I just say that I have done that exact same thing but with a tapa cloth coming from Tonga? However, I didn't check mine. I took it as a carry-on. Let's just say that the other first class passengers were decidely horrified when they had a peek at my luggage.