The details:
- Crime scene: The Corner Bakery.
- Culprit: something in the chicken salad sandwich.
- Accessories: bored food handlers.
- Victim: me, other colleagues.
Very quickly, I was near and dear friends with the bathroom. Insult to injury? Blowing my nose after paying homage to the porcelain throne and having an almond slice fly out - an almond slice that had formerly been a key ingredient in the chicken sandwich. I assure you that it was not coming out the way it went in...
I'm sorry - is that too gross? Well, even grosser - having it happen to you.
3 comments:
That's seriously worrisome - what did the almond do to your nasal cavities as it traveled up them and out through your nose?
eeeeeeeew
You need to chew better.
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